Glasses update

So, I went to order said glasses today.

As I was being measured for the new top-of-the-line-you-really-must-have-these lenses, the woman behind the counter was tallying up my bill.

That's 1158 in total, she said. Umm, I said, I was told 849 yesterday. Oh, that's without the frames at 309 was the reply.

I asked the woman doing the measuring to stop as there's no way that either my wife would approve 1150 for glasses, or that I would pay 1150 for glasses.

When I got the price, I asked for all-inclusive. WTF do I care about the cost of the lenses on their own?

Boy!